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Chapter 1-6 terms

Blood on the Floor
Close only counts in farts, grenades, atomic bombs, horseshoes and pregnancy
Cone of silence
Corvette to buy milk
Don’t change the dog food without talking to the dog
Feed the ducks when they are quacking, don’t look for ducks to feed
I can run faster than my wife, but that doesn’t mean I am fast
Herding cats
House of termites
Lipstick on a pig
Soft paper report
Train wreck envelope
How big is the hole, and how are we going to fill it?
Green weenie
Three finger booger

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Chapters 7-12

Clawback provision
Credit cliff
Due diligence
Bricks and mortar
Brownfield
Doesn’t move the needle
Dummy director
FTE
Procrastination on the customer’s part always constitutes an emergency on our part
Surgical hiring
Poof offering
See-through

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