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“Mandatory reading for all entrepreneurs, deal junkies,
and rainmakers big and small!”
William Santana Li, Chairman and CEO, The NORTH Company
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“Green Weenies, a truly unique guide of business jargon
that no businessperson should be without.”
Mike Farhat, CEO, International Business Consultants, LLC
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"Amazingly true-to-life. This book is a great tool for
any business woman, whatever her profession."
Nancy Watkins, former Mayor and NE Tarrant Chamber Board Chair
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“This collection of terms cost me millions to learn over
30 years of investing, management and consulting. Sturgeon has accelerated
that curve by 30 years short of a few hours. A must read for ANY business
person, dealmaker, business student or investor.”
Gregory A. Winfield, Greg Winfield Consulting
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“Visitors to another country find a phrase book
invaluable when they don't speak the language. If you're venturing into
the strange land of business, here's your phrase book. It will tell you
what you need to know to sound like you belong there and aren't just a
tourist. Green Weenies is the definitive guide to that language, and
should be required reading in any MBA program.”
Brian Farrington, Attorney (labor law)
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“For the seasoned industry veteran or department intern
-- this book has captured the shamefully funny “lingo" of the boardrooms
and war rooms in organizations across the globe. This book would make a
perfect gift for the MBA grad!”
Pam Lewis, Associate Director for Development, The University of Texas
Medical School at Houston
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“Ron Sturgeon reveals the secret language of the
corporate madhouse with uproarious results in the most trenchant
inside-track survey this side of Herman Melville’s Bartleby. Gahan
Wilson’s cartoons capture ideally the nervous absurdity of the board-room
demimonde.”
Michael H. Price, Arts Editor, The Fort Worth Business Press
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“This is a MUST-HAVE reference book for any serious
entrepreneur and businessperson -- a very fun read.”
Michael T. Quintos, Serial Entrepreneur and CEO, First Salvage
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“Green Weenies, written by a successful self-made
entrepreneur who understands the business complexities in the dialect of
corporate jargon, while appreciating the humor (and sometimes absurdness)
of the language we've created. An "insider's" knowledge with the
refreshing perspective of an "outsider". Entertaining, yet a valuable
reference asset.”
Kevin R. Smith, Partner, Corporate Revitalization Partners
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Kudos to Green Weenies. Finally, a valuable tool for
women that decodes the language of the “old boy network.”
Cheryl Georg, Principal, WorldGroup Advisory, Media and Branding
Solutions
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Green Weenies is now required reading in my company as a
guide for all deal folks, and provides another way for my team in
mezzanine lending to say something that may be received better utilizing
the terms. Ron Sturgeon has a gem here that should be a manual for the buy
side and the investing side of all deals.
Brian G Reynolds, Managing Partner, Chatham Capital
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“Thanks to the resourceful and imaginative Ron Sturgeon,
we at last have a lexicon of business jargon, hilariously illustrated by
the inimitable Gahan Wilson. Some terms will be familiar and some are
relatively obscure, but they all serve to give the reader a piercing
insight into both the humor and the ruthless nature of conducting business
in America today.”
Stewart Alcorn,Market Manager, Frost Bank, Fort Worth, TX
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“Don't let any pencil brain (p. 44) tell you otherwise,
but this book is all that and a bag of chips (p. 72). Green Weenies alpha
dog (p. 7) Ron Sturgeon has peeled the onion (p. 44) on an area of
business you won't learn about in any other book on the market today!”
Joseph R. Mannes, Managing Director, SAMCO Capital Markets
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“As useful as it is entertaining; even the most
experienced deal junkie will find new insights.”
Don Glendenning (corporate and securities attorney), Partner, Locke
Liddell & Sapp LLP
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“Ron’s book is a work of remarkable and useful insight
by someone who has toiled in both the trenches and headquarters.”
Walt Leonard , Attorney (real estate and zoning)
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“Green Weenies is not only a humorous, interesting and
entertaining read, but also a helpful, serious and valuable overview of
current business lingo. A must reference for the board room!”
George K. Eliades, CAE, Executive Vice President, Automotive Recyclers
Association
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“Knowing these terms would help any of our business
customers become our best customers; the book contains intellectual
properties that go beyond the mere price on the cover.”
David C. Kenny, Chairman & CEO, RiverBend Bank
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“Business is war, and the jargon from Sturgeon’s latest
work provides a tremendous edge. This required reading for success is
highly recommended for those who seek that edge.”
Fred P. Mesch, CPA, Nation’s Top Producer, H. D. Vest Financial
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“A creative and fun way to become street smart and book
smart in the language of the business world.”
Michael Colella, CPA & CIRA, Partner, Plante & Moran, PLLP
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“There is no better source for real estate street savvy,
and you can’t get this in school.”
Jim Maibach Peyco Properties (over 1 million sq. ft. under management)
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“Green Weenies is a great resource for understanding the
sometimes strange lingo of the real world, and hidden in those catchy
phrases are many great lessons that apply not only to business, but also
to life.”
Russ Casey, Sales Director, Fieldtech Avionics and Instruments, Inc.
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"Green Weenies was a perfect high school graduation gift
for my son. He will be studying business in college. But he will learn
more about business from Ron's book than he will ever learn in the
classroom."
C. Ronald Kalteyer, Tax Attorney, Locke Liddell & Sapp LLP
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“I found it enjoyable and would recommend it for the
seasoned businessperson as well as those just starting out. Keep it in
your desk, you’ll need it.”
Mike Rigby, President, Liberty Bank
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“I very much enjoyed both doing the drawings for this
book and finding out that businesspeople are just as weird as cartoonists!
I am really pleased with the way it came out and proud to be part of it.
Well done!”
Gahan Wilson
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“In my mediation practice, a touch of appropriate humor
often cuts through entrenched positions to allow a workable solution. We
apply the art of compromise through humor, and Ron Sturgeon's "Green
Weenies and Due Diligence" is an essential tool.”
Bill Meier, Texas Senator, Meirer’s Mediation Service